Yeah, it's my birthday today

[lazyfatbum]

Happy happy birthday!
Your ass we must mo-lest!
Happy happy birthday!
Great Rumbler is the best!

You're getting really old now!
Look at all that dust!
We hope that now you're happy
Now that we made a fuss!

*lights dim*

UGHHHH, OOOOH, YEAH

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SEAL and SNOOP DOGG!!!!!!!

Look at my flower
Watchin it grow
Givin it water
Protectin it....
FROM THE SNOW
I'M LOOKIN AT MY FLOWER!

Snoop Dogg: Another year, another day, to father time you gotta pay, one - more - time - every year on this day

Backup singers: OOOOHHHH NIGGA ITS YO BIRTHDAY MAKE A WISH AND BLOW ME

Snoop Dogg: Gettin wiser, pluckin greys

Seal: SSSSSSHAVE IT OFF

Snoop Dogg: Gettin older every day

Seal: HOPEFULLY THEY'LL PAY MORE ATTENTION TO YOUR ACNE

Snoop Dogg: Mm, osteo porosis makin it hard

Seal: GOTTA PEE IN SPURTS, SOMETIMES IN THE YARD

Snoop Dogg: fuckin osteo porosis

Seal: MAKES IT HARD

Snopp Dogg: Yeah, but not - where - I - NEEEEEED IT!

Back up singers: DICK - LIMP, COCK- SHRIMP, YA STARTIN TO MAKE, ALL THE HOT CHICKS PUKE

seal: They pukin

Spoon Dogg: Upchuckin

Seal: throwin up

Snoop Dogg: regurgitatin

Snoop dogg and seal: Cuz they saw your wrinkly ass (It looks like melted wax!) WHAT THE FUCK IS MY BUTT DOIN?

Back up singers: ASS FALLIN

Snoop dogg and seal: WHERE DID... MY MOTHERFUCKIN ASS GO?

Back up singers: ON THE FLOOOOOOOR

Snoop Dogg: *slaps cheeks like in Home Alone* ....OH NOOOOOO!!!

*close up on Seal, he's crying*

Look at my flower......

watchin it grow..............

trying to protect it..............

*whispers*

.....from the snow........

*on a large monitor, Morgan Freedman looks in to a mirror and smiles, eyes full of tears, fade to black*

Happy vaginal passing day Grumbler.