17th December 2005, 12:14 PM
Happy happy birthday!
Your ass we must mo-lest!
Happy happy birthday!
Great Rumbler is the best!
You're getting really old now!
Look at all that dust!
We hope that now you're happy
Now that we made a fuss!
*lights dim*
UGHHHH, OOOOH, YEAH
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SEAL and SNOOP DOGG!!!!!!!
Look at my flower
Watchin it grow
Givin it water
Protectin it....
FROM THE SNOW
I'M LOOKIN AT MY FLOWER!
Snoop Dogg: Another year, another day, to father time you gotta pay, one - more - time - every year on this day
Backup singers: OOOOHHHH NIGGA ITS YO BIRTHDAY MAKE A WISH AND BLOW ME
Snoop Dogg: Gettin wiser, pluckin greys
Seal: SSSSSSHAVE IT OFF
Snoop Dogg: Gettin older every day
Seal: HOPEFULLY THEY'LL PAY MORE ATTENTION TO YOUR ACNE
Snoop Dogg: Mm, osteo porosis makin it hard
Seal: GOTTA PEE IN SPURTS, SOMETIMES IN THE YARD
Snoop Dogg: fuckin osteo porosis
Seal: MAKES IT HARD
Snopp Dogg: Yeah, but not - where - I - NEEEEEED IT!
Back up singers: DICK - LIMP, COCK- SHRIMP, YA STARTIN TO MAKE, ALL THE HOT CHICKS PUKE
seal: They pukin
Spoon Dogg: Upchuckin
Seal: throwin up
Snoop Dogg: regurgitatin
Snoop dogg and seal: Cuz they saw your wrinkly ass (It looks like melted wax!) WHAT THE FUCK IS MY BUTT DOIN?
Back up singers: ASS FALLIN
Snoop dogg and seal: WHERE DID... MY MOTHERFUCKIN ASS GO?
Back up singers: ON THE FLOOOOOOOR
Snoop Dogg: *slaps cheeks like in Home Alone* ....OH NOOOOOO!!!
*close up on Seal, he's crying*
Look at my flower......
watchin it grow..............
trying to protect it..............
*whispers*
.....from the snow........
*on a large monitor, Morgan Freedman looks in to a mirror and smiles, eyes full of tears, fade to black*
Happy vaginal passing day Grumbler.
Your ass we must mo-lest!
Happy happy birthday!
Great Rumbler is the best!
You're getting really old now!
Look at all that dust!
We hope that now you're happy
Now that we made a fuss!
*lights dim*
UGHHHH, OOOOH, YEAH
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SEAL and SNOOP DOGG!!!!!!!
Look at my flower
Watchin it grow
Givin it water
Protectin it....
FROM THE SNOW
I'M LOOKIN AT MY FLOWER!
Snoop Dogg: Another year, another day, to father time you gotta pay, one - more - time - every year on this day
Backup singers: OOOOHHHH NIGGA ITS YO BIRTHDAY MAKE A WISH AND BLOW ME
Snoop Dogg: Gettin wiser, pluckin greys
Seal: SSSSSSHAVE IT OFF
Snoop Dogg: Gettin older every day
Seal: HOPEFULLY THEY'LL PAY MORE ATTENTION TO YOUR ACNE
Snoop Dogg: Mm, osteo porosis makin it hard
Seal: GOTTA PEE IN SPURTS, SOMETIMES IN THE YARD
Snoop Dogg: fuckin osteo porosis
Seal: MAKES IT HARD
Snopp Dogg: Yeah, but not - where - I - NEEEEEED IT!
Back up singers: DICK - LIMP, COCK- SHRIMP, YA STARTIN TO MAKE, ALL THE HOT CHICKS PUKE
seal: They pukin
Spoon Dogg: Upchuckin
Seal: throwin up
Snoop Dogg: regurgitatin
Snoop dogg and seal: Cuz they saw your wrinkly ass (It looks like melted wax!) WHAT THE FUCK IS MY BUTT DOIN?
Back up singers: ASS FALLIN
Snoop dogg and seal: WHERE DID... MY MOTHERFUCKIN ASS GO?
Back up singers: ON THE FLOOOOOOOR
Snoop Dogg: *slaps cheeks like in Home Alone* ....OH NOOOOOO!!!
*close up on Seal, he's crying*
Look at my flower......
watchin it grow..............
trying to protect it..............
*whispers*
.....from the snow........
*on a large monitor, Morgan Freedman looks in to a mirror and smiles, eyes full of tears, fade to black*
Happy vaginal passing day Grumbler.