7th November 2005, 3:18 AM
fucking awesome
But yeah, like I said before this is Sega's attempt to start over. Sonic was always the bad ass and then he suddenly became a Chao-loving father figure who gets chased by girls. It wasn't SA that started the decline, it was his own popularity and a couple of meetings with demographics reports that started the slow descent in to the mouth of madness that leads us here. Seeing those screens just pisses me off... where's the 2.5-D Sonic with the REAL gameplay?
But it all makes sense, SA1 (directors cut) sold well on GC, as did 2 and the collection games as well. But the problem is that the sales of all of those combined dont even equal half the sales of Sonic 1 2 or 3 in the same span of time. Sega and Sonic just plain lost popularity and they're doing whatever they can to get it back. So it makes perfect sense.
Now the real fun starts when this game launches... i'm willing to bet it will do very well. And will see a multiplatform release within 6 months. I can hear the echoes of "dude it's ghetto sonic" and "gangsta sonic! let's all wear hidden drug related images on our shirts and buy 200 dollar plastic shoes cuz we attach ourselves to simplistic ideals easily without forethought all for the purpose of fueling our lack of confidence and our easily persuaded anti-personalities! *eats McDinner while fucking an XBox*
I cant believe modern society has evolved in to highly commercialized food biproducts and/or reinventing ways to repackage emotionless sex with the occasional yo'mama joke and of course some gaudy black man with too much interest in his hair threatening to shoot someone... and now in Hedgehog form. I'll tell you where my God is... he's putting the final touches on a meteor named "Fuck Earth" and sending it as hard and as fast as he can.
(but it wont hit until after the Revolution comes out... then it can cause mass death... and I want Animal Crossing: Wild World too.. yeah)
But yeah, like I said before this is Sega's attempt to start over. Sonic was always the bad ass and then he suddenly became a Chao-loving father figure who gets chased by girls. It wasn't SA that started the decline, it was his own popularity and a couple of meetings with demographics reports that started the slow descent in to the mouth of madness that leads us here. Seeing those screens just pisses me off... where's the 2.5-D Sonic with the REAL gameplay?
But it all makes sense, SA1 (directors cut) sold well on GC, as did 2 and the collection games as well. But the problem is that the sales of all of those combined dont even equal half the sales of Sonic 1 2 or 3 in the same span of time. Sega and Sonic just plain lost popularity and they're doing whatever they can to get it back. So it makes perfect sense.
Now the real fun starts when this game launches... i'm willing to bet it will do very well. And will see a multiplatform release within 6 months. I can hear the echoes of "dude it's ghetto sonic" and "gangsta sonic! let's all wear hidden drug related images on our shirts and buy 200 dollar plastic shoes cuz we attach ourselves to simplistic ideals easily without forethought all for the purpose of fueling our lack of confidence and our easily persuaded anti-personalities! *eats McDinner while fucking an XBox*
I cant believe modern society has evolved in to highly commercialized food biproducts and/or reinventing ways to repackage emotionless sex with the occasional yo'mama joke and of course some gaudy black man with too much interest in his hair threatening to shoot someone... and now in Hedgehog form. I'll tell you where my God is... he's putting the final touches on a meteor named "Fuck Earth" and sending it as hard and as fast as he can.
(but it wont hit until after the Revolution comes out... then it can cause mass death... and I want Animal Crossing: Wild World too.. yeah)