1st November 2005, 9:23 AM
Sardines are awesome, and a long-time staple of the Goron Empire. What's that you say? Don't Gorons just eat rocks? That's ridiculous and so are you. Grow up.
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST