29th September 2005, 2:59 PM
Baseball is the all-American pastime. It's as American as apple pie. Baseball is much older, and there's much more of it to enjoy... more teams, and MANY more games per season. A grandslam is the epitome of excitement, and the crack of the baseball bat is like a shot of adrenaline. The only cracking you'll hear in football is that of bones being broken. Football is... what big, dumb guys who work as mailmen and physical laborers like to watch on Sundays.
I'm Darunia B. Goron, and that's my opinion.
I'm Darunia B. Goron, and that's my opinion.

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