The REAL Coconut: Q&A

[Rocket Jockey]

Is he dedicated to the preservation of the motion of the hips?

Very definitely, hot stuff coming through!

Did CoconutCommander definitively kill the radio star?

Assisted suicide.

What is his quest?

He told me to say something about a shadow brotherhood for killing rock people. Im just saying thats what he said so it sounds like he is a loser. I dont remember him actually having a quest. Maybe spend as much of his paycheck on comics before he has to start giving up food.

Exactly how much command does he have upon his coconut minions, and did he earn the rank of commander or was it honorably bestowed to him by the island masses?

Commander of the Coconuts is that guy who stocks coconuts at suprmarkets in the produce section. He bought into his position.

(P.S. to Rocket. I really hope you're not hoping for serious questions, because you probably won't get any )

This is as serious as Cliff is in real life.