REVOLUTION CONTROLLER HAS BEEN REVEALED!!!!!

[EdenMaster]

"The Playstation is better!"

Oh yeah, a system from a company that makes disposable walkmans, blenders, TV's, vibrating chairs, headphones and moist wipes releases a home console for 400 bucks that is basically a SNES with a SFX chip capable of a higher polygon count that, not unlike their other devices, fails to continue working after 6 months of use. All because people like YOU, played FF7 and thought "TEE HEE they put the word "shit" in a video game! that means they're better! *SMALL DICK*" But no matter what you think, or say, or do, and no matter how hard you try, Nintendo will always be the best because of the fact that they are the only company that actually cares about the video game industry because that's ALL they DO and long after Sony stops making video game systems i'll be playing on my Nintendo while I watch you wait your turn to play, jackass.

Ouch, and lazy unleashes a crushing blow at the end!