What's wrong with TC?

[Dark Lord Neo]

The first thing I though was, "Oh it must be April Fools," Then I though "no it's still March it can't be April Fools," then I thought "Wait TC is in another timezone," then I though "I better go and wish my grandparents a happy aniversary and my friend a happy birthday," then I though that maybe I shouldn't wake my friend and that it's still yesterday where my grandparents are, but then when you take into consideration that they were married in the eastern time zone maybe it is there aniversary already, but then again since they moved to pacific maybe there aniversary is really now somewhere in between the two time zones, but then again...