Quiz: Are YOU an evil alien overlord?

[CoconutCommander]

ok ok DJ, here I go.

1. Have you ever enslaved a population?no
2. Have you ever debased a nation's currency?yes, but not through the military, i can never take personal credit for anything the miliatry does. This way i cant take credit/blame for humanitarian aid or for bombing raids, and am absolved of all moral conflictions. I know someone who had a breakdown, because they couldn't dissassociate themselves from their job. Anyways, I burned a few dollars in my day, for various reasons.
3. Have you ever killed the wrong person?no
4. Have you ever torn out someone's tongue? ive bit someones tongue hard enough that i actually bit a little itty bitty part off.
5. Have you ever been a professional critic? professional, no. amatuer...
6. Have you ever wiped out a family? of humans no.
7. Have you ever tried to give sanity a bad name? sanity already has a bad name.
8. Have you consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion? yes
9. Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive? wtf, no
10. Have you ever made love to a dead body? Mung v. The act of ingesting freshly decomposed stomach/intestinal fluids through the anus vagina. You typically accomplish this by making a seal around the deceased person's anus while a partner stomps on the deceased's stomach forcing the mung into your mouth. You then swallow.
11. Have you ever engaged in piracy? yes
12. Have you ever been a pimp?no
13. Have you ever eaten a human body?parts yes, whole no
14. Have you ever given grits to a juvenile to eat?no
15. Have you ever disfigured a beautiful thing?yes
16. Have you ever exterminated a species?no
17. Have you ever been a professional executioner?no
18. Have you given robots a bad name?they already have a bad name
19. Have you ever set a booby trap?yes
20. Have you ever failed to rescue your leader?no