11th August 2005, 4:23 PM
Some Republican guy: I most certainly did NOT vote for lazy as Republican candidate! I don't even know how he got in the primaries!
DJ: Well, you did vote for Sean McForgotlastname right?
RE: Yes...
DJ: You DO realize that's lazy's real name right?
RE: It most certainly is not! I happen to know as a fact that lazyfatbum's real name is literally lazy fatbum! His parents were Scott and Amanda fatbum!
DJ: That USED to be true until that dare... It is unfortunate that nobody bothered to do any actual research behind the candidates...
RE: There is no way the people will vote for a CREATURE like lazy!
Weltall: So, are you saying you'll be voting for Democratian candidate McWetsownpants? Remember that this guy wants to disband the ENTIRE military and give money to people who, quote, "just don't feel like working" right?
DJ: Well, you did vote for Sean McForgotlastname right?
RE: Yes...
DJ: You DO realize that's lazy's real name right?
RE: It most certainly is not! I happen to know as a fact that lazyfatbum's real name is literally lazy fatbum! His parents were Scott and Amanda fatbum!
DJ: That USED to be true until that dare... It is unfortunate that nobody bothered to do any actual research behind the candidates...
RE: There is no way the people will vote for a CREATURE like lazy!
Weltall: So, are you saying you'll be voting for Democratian candidate McWetsownpants? Remember that this guy wants to disband the ENTIRE military and give money to people who, quote, "just don't feel like working" right?
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)