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I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Dark Jaguar - 10th August 2005
To become the chosen candidate of the Republican party for the position of El Presidente of the United States!
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Great Rumbler - 11th August 2005
Gasp!
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - N-Man - 11th August 2005
LAZY 4 REPUBLICAN
LAZY 4 PRESIDAN!
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Sacred Jellybean - 11th August 2005
LAZY 4 GUBBERMENT MAN COME FROM THE GUBBERMENT LAND THE GUBBERMENT IS IN CONTROL!
"Ho-ho-ho! This is not an alien life from. It is an experimental government spacecraft!"
"THAT'S a spacecraft!"
"Fools! What else would I be?"
"...what about that pig outside?"
"That's a goverment pig!"
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Weltall - 11th August 2005
I would so fucking vote for lazy.
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Darunia - 11th August 2005
Not I.
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - N-Man - 11th August 2005
Obviously, you're a fucking monarchist and enemy of everything that is beautiful and glorious and American. LES ARISTOCRATES A LA LANTERNE!!
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Dark Jaguar - 11th August 2005
Some Republican guy: I most certainly did NOT vote for lazy as Republican candidate! I don't even know how he got in the primaries!
DJ: Well, you did vote for Sean McForgotlastname right?
RE: Yes...
DJ: You DO realize that's lazy's real name right?
RE: It most certainly is not! I happen to know as a fact that lazyfatbum's real name is literally lazy fatbum! His parents were Scott and Amanda fatbum!
DJ: That USED to be true until that dare... It is unfortunate that nobody bothered to do any actual research behind the candidates...
RE: There is no way the people will vote for a CREATURE like lazy!
Weltall: So, are you saying you'll be voting for Democratian candidate McWetsownpants? Remember that this guy wants to disband the ENTIRE military and give money to people who, quote, "just don't feel like working" right?
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - lazyfatbum - 12th August 2005
Woo!
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Dark Jaguar - 12th August 2005
Let's just see how many republicans are forced to actually vote for something that ISN'T a veritable holocaust of democracy as opposed to sticking with "their party" :D.
lazy: If I am elected, I will see to it that a plethora of blasphemous sex toys are handed out to every child.
DJ: Use eminent domain!
lazy: That's right. If I am elected President, I will use the power of eminent domain to seize your daughters to be put to work to... promote local businesses... and your sons if they are pretty enough...
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Great Rumbler - 12th August 2005
You're guaranteed ten million votes just with that.
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Dark Jaguar - 12th August 2005
Yeah pretty much. I hear that several steadfast republican's heads have exploded when faced with the choice. Other countries are currently laughing their heads off about the whole thing...
lazy: vote for me for supreme dictator!
DJ: Um, President.
lazy: For the first week, yeah.
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - A Black Falcon - 12th August 2005
Quote:lazy: vote for me for supreme dictator!
DJ: Um, President.
lazy: For the first week, yeah.
That's how it happens! :)
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Darunia - 12th August 2005
*Darunia declares marshal law in Tendo City, and bans any and all democratic phenomenon until the situation has passed. Three Goron G-10 tanks patrol the cobblestone streets of Ramble City, while two divisions of elite troops make their rounds to enforce the new 4:00pm curfew.*
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Great Rumbler - 12th August 2005
G-10 tanks? That's like the weakest tanks ever!
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Dark Jaguar - 12th August 2005
That's a shoe size isn't it?
No matter... I do believe that lazy's own white blood cells have taken care of your army.
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - geoboy - 12th August 2005
I think it's pretty obvious that Lazy is going to win the 2008 election, so I have already taken the liberty of printing the newspapers declaring his victory.
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Dark Jaguar - 14th August 2005
Well, we have quite a road ahead... Once again a news network has decided to take a pretty strong side with one of lazy's strongest opponents. Very strong, like, lying to us about the future election already being decided strong...
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Darunia - 15th August 2005
NO! G-10s are huge tanks! 600mm cannons, with 10' thick super-strong titanium-mesh-alloy armor!
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Great Rumbler - 15th August 2005
You just made that up!
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Darunia - 15th August 2005
No, I just made YOU up!
*Darunia uses the power of SOLIPSISM to erradicate Great Rumbler*
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Great Rumbler - 16th August 2005
I know that I exist. Therefore you do NOT and I merely made YOU up. Take that, Descartes!
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Dark Jaguar - 16th August 2005
Woo! Let's smash up history!
*smashes through Sistine Chapel with helicopter*
Take THAT Birth of Man!
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Great Rumbler - 16th August 2005
Dude! You totally owned Michelangelo and his lame "paintings"!
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Darunia - 16th August 2005
:clap:
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - EdenMaster - 17th August 2005
Well done with the Critic quote, DJ!
I submit a dare to lazyfatbum... - Dark Jaguar - 17th August 2005
They call them fingers and yet they don't "fing"... Noodle THAT one for a while.