5th August 2005, 4:09 PM
How so? I mean, she's already had her first mission. Exactly what sort of Metroid gameplay are we to expect from a powersuitless little girl? Maybe they could have "Kid Samus", the Zelda style game where you play as a little kid trying to save the eagle's eggs from being poached by evil, but stupid, space pirates? It starts out with her like, being taught about the harmony of the world and how every sperm is sacred, and then she runs off into the woods, sneaking away from chores, and finds a nest of eggs which she saves, in a dramatic sequence, from getting blown out of their nest by a wind, but she has to leave and she gets in trouble for wandering off, but "they don't understand". Then like the evil music plays and some idiot space pirates show up talking about how they can get some good money from those eagles, and they find the nest and hatch some odd plan, but Samus' animal buddies (she'll have animal buddies that she can talk to, the comedy relief) tell her what's happening and she tries to save them, but she gets caught, and then the REST of the plot of the movie "The Rescuers" plays out.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)