27th July 2005, 8:18 PM
The Devils Rejects---no, I didn't see it, but I'd like to comment on it. Did anybody see House of 1,000 Corpses? Let me just say: Mr. Rob Zombie, we already know how fucked up you are in the head--you didn't have to make a crappy, B-horror movie to prove it. The characters in House were very stereotypical, many of the sets were unconvincing, the the story was... well, dogshit of the lowest quality. Not even high-quality poodle shit--it was just poor: very predictable and not at all convincing. The acting was lackluster, too, and that's me being generous.
Phew. Sorry, I just wanted to vent on that.
Phew. Sorry, I just wanted to vent on that.
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