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Legend of the Bueno Taco

Long have there been stories told of the now legendary Bueno Taco. A recipe of a taco of unequaled pleasure for the taste buds, some say it is the most stimulating experience they've ever had with their mouths.

As with most great things, the Bueno Taco was founded by mistake. A foolish girl, Maria, and her friend, Nina, had strayed from the traditional recipe handed down to them. The blasephemous act was considered sin, and they had been ashamed, however they were not going to let the tacos go to waste. Upon tasting the bastard tacos they realized they had created something better than they could ever imagine. They patented the recipe and began to sell the tacos in great quantity.

However, there are consequences for consuming such greatness. As you take each bite it begins to take hold of your thoughts, and then the very reason for your existence. Eventually nothing else matters but getting more taco.

By the time Maria and Nina realized what they had done it was already too late. The taco had consumed the thoughts of many, and started the decay of an entire civilization.

Destroying the recipe was their only option. When they tried to set fire to the paper they found it would not burn. When they tried to cut it up they ruined the knife. When they buried it they would later find it unearthed. It seems nothing could be done to rid themselves of the bueno taco. Their solution was to make a pact, a promise to eachother to never reveal the contents of the recipe to anyone ever again. They would have to pass the indestructible recipe down through the generations, making sure they knew there would be grave consequences if they did not uphold to their responsibility.

El Feo Bandito is a well known pursuer of the recipe. He is crafty, he is cunning, and he has demonstrated he will stop at nothing to taste the Legendary Bueno Taco!

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