23rd March 2003, 8:47 PM
Darunia was never huge warrior figure anyway. He did do honorable battle against the Fire Temple, but the gorons are a peaceful people, and Darunia is one amazing dancer.
You really need to face up to your height, the source of your desire for world conquest. Look into a mirror and say this string: "I am a 1 inch tall 1 ton goron who is only NAMED after Big Brother Darunia. I have never succesfully taken over anything. I have never assasinated anyone. The proof of this is that they are currently still talking to me. I hereby will submit to my destiny of being a lovable and laughable midgit jester of Tendo City.".
You really need to face up to your height, the source of your desire for world conquest. Look into a mirror and say this string: "I am a 1 inch tall 1 ton goron who is only NAMED after Big Brother Darunia. I have never succesfully taken over anything. I have never assasinated anyone. The proof of this is that they are currently still talking to me. I hereby will submit to my destiny of being a lovable and laughable midgit jester of Tendo City.".
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)