Maynard's found Jesus

[Undertow]

Besides the fact that Blair seemed to of typed the "news" completly tongue in cheek (bands goes off and plays golf, adam sits around writing stuff anyways) I think this was a dead give away:

02 Apr 05
TOOLTABS

Please note that the folks at Tooltabs.net are not in any way affilated with the band, are not members of the band in disguise, so please don't send them email regarding Toolband.com or Toolarmy.com issues (such as TA account info). Besides, I think these guys will have their hands full with the new stuff when it's released.

But, yea, laffo.

Oh, someone on a band I've heard the name of before but don't care about, like most all rock bands... yeah, I did hear of this. Like a week ago, at least... eh, whatever. It happens, if it's true.

I truely care about your lack of enthusism for tool's music. I'm going to go off and burn all of my non-existant video game/ anime soundtracks in spite.