20th March 2003, 3:24 PM
Fret not, Darunia, for thou art not alone. Of course, I've beaten games, but there are just as many incomplete ones on my shelf. I've beaten Pikmin, Luigis Mansion, Resident Evil, Eternal Darkness, Cubivore, Medal of Honor: Frontline. Still waiting to be conquered are Resident Evil 0, Metroid Prime (is flogged by OB1), Mario Sunshine (is flogged by lazyfatbum (use your imagination)), and StarFox Adventures. All the rest are games that cannot be "beaten" per se, like Super Smash Bros. Melee (but I do happen to be GOD at Melee), Super Monkey Ball, Animal Crossing, Mario Party 4, GOD DAMM, and Wave Race.
Sodomy ensues.
Sodomy ensues.
The Earthworker Race has ended. Everybody wins.