20th March 2003, 12:17 PM
*Gorstoppo smash into New TC Story Thread Building, toting MP-40s. They quickly block off all exits*
*Darunia steps in, garnishing an impressive military uniform. He scowls across the intimidated, huddling masses of sodomizing Tendites; half of them with their pants down, the other half caught in action*
DARUNIA: You have been warned!
*Gorstoppo rush in, open fire...riddling writhing sodomizers with lead*
*Once all are dead or dying, Gorstoppo board up all exits, and raze the burning.*
*Darunia wins Nobel Peace Prize*
*Darunia steps in, garnishing an impressive military uniform. He scowls across the intimidated, huddling masses of sodomizing Tendites; half of them with their pants down, the other half caught in action*
DARUNIA: You have been warned!
*Gorstoppo rush in, open fire...riddling writhing sodomizers with lead*
*Once all are dead or dying, Gorstoppo board up all exits, and raze the burning.*
*Darunia wins Nobel Peace Prize*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST