15th March 2005, 3:49 PM
lazyfatbum Wrote:I utilize a capacious vocabulary often circadian with salutary results; maladroitly, I do not annex cognizance to administer this variegated vernacular betwixt spasmodic, shall we say, masticating indulgence to alleviate consistent intemperance which imbibes apicaly in the visceral breadth of my consciousness.
So instead I just use "fuck" alot and talk loud.
So... there's a daily cycle to your language? You ineptly don't attach your vast knowledge to your indulgance to... well you use the word masticate even though that's a word for chewing action, but I guess you mean mouth movement in general... but like you have no self control over reaching the very height of this stream of conciousness style of speech?
Oh you spelled apically wrong...
So basically you don't find it very amusing to use incredibly langual methods of stating stuff, and just go for the blue collar way? But, I love that sort of comedy.
For example, it's one thing to call humans in general a bunch of racists arsewads, I mean it takes less syllables, but it's just so much more satisfying to take the long route and saying something like "Earth has a long history of retardation. One manifestation of which takes the form of making sweeping generalization of people you have never met based purely on things like the level of skin pigmentation."
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)