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Man...I'm bored... - UltraMarioMan - 12th March 2005
Maybe I'l marathon watch FLCL....so bored...
Man...I'm bored... - Great Rumbler - 12th March 2005
Couldn't you do that without being bored?
Man...I'm bored... - A Black Falcon - 12th March 2005
FLCL only has six episodes, not much of a 'marathon'... :)
Man...I'm bored... - lazyfatbum - 12th March 2005
I'm bored too.
Let's make audio!
http://www.tcforums.com/sean/Fucksushi.wav
Man...I'm bored... - deanna - 12th March 2005
whats flcl?
Man...I'm bored... - OB1 - 12th March 2005
Haha, what did you use to make that, lazy?
Man...I'm bored... - OB1 - 12th March 2005
deanna Wrote:whats flcl?
A neat anime with great music by The Pillows.
Man...I'm bored... - Dark Jaguar - 12th March 2005
Fooly Cooly, or FLCL...
It's about how the magical power of music and childhood fails utterly until it matures into DOUBLE GUITAR MUSIC and independance, and also it's about the bland being replaced by some totally insane space pirate on a motorcycle basically running around hurting people for the fun of it, WITH VIOLENCE, and then she goes even further insane. It's about how the world will be ironed flat to eliminate all thought, how the universe is expanding to infinite thinness beyond all reason, and the total enemy, the pirate king who desires to own all, the infinite perfect black hole or the singularity before the big bang, sucking up the flatness to ruin it, and both of them losing lets us NOT DIE, and then like... cool music by a band apparently called the bed posts... or something...
....it's only 6 episodes long but it DEFINES HUMAN EXISTANCE... It's cool.
Man...I'm bored... - A Black Falcon - 13th March 2005
'Insane' being the deciding term there...
Man...I'm bored... - geoboy - 13th March 2005
Lazy's not the only one who can make those. :D
Man...I'm bored... - lazyfatbum - 15th March 2005
British people love my cock, I think it's their whole stance on sexuality... or lack of. I'm not complicated and fruitty enough to understand British people, so I mock them... By stating the obvious. It's a helpful thrashing in the long run.
British people also have an extra row of teeth and tiny balls, I never understood that.
Man...I'm bored... - Dark Jaguar - 15th March 2005
Pfft, he uses Creative Labs audio mixer read this freakin' document to me because I lost my glasses!
OB1: I don't think he...
DJ: Look, do I go to YOUR tea parties and slap your disgusting genitals out of YOUR mother's mouth?
lazy: Look, including references to my genitals every now and again is just a reminder to those reading of how fortunate they are that I don't unleash the full powers of the ethereal doomsday weapon that is my vocabulary.
DJ: Think about THAT kids! The horrors you've heard in past lazy posts are nothing compaired to what he COULD be saying.
Man...I'm bored... - Dark Jaguar - 15th March 2005
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Man...I'm bored... - Great Rumbler - 15th March 2005
Quote:Think about THAT kids! The horrors you've heard in past lazy posts are nothing compaired to what he COULD be saying.
Huh, I never thought of it that way before.
Man...I'm bored... - OB1 - 15th March 2005
Quote:DJ: Look, do I go to YOUR tea parties and slap your disgusting genitals out of YOUR mother's mouth?
I believe that was the first dirty post you've ever written here, DJ. :D
Man...I'm bored... - Great Rumbler - 15th March 2005
Shocking!
Man...I'm bored... - lazyfatbum - 15th March 2005
I utilize a capacious vocabulary often circadian with salutary results; maladroitly, I do not annex cognizance to administer this variegated vernacular betwixt spasmodic, shall we say, masticating indulgence to alleviate consistent intemperance which imbibes apicaly in the visceral breadth of my consciousness.
So instead I just use "fuck" alot and talk loud.
Man...I'm bored... - Great Rumbler - 15th March 2005
Quote:I utilize a capacious vocabulary often circadian with salutary results; maladroitly, I do not annex cognizance to administer this variegated vernacular betwixt spasmodic, shall we say, masticating indulgence to alleviate consistent intemperance which imbibes apicaly in the visceral breadth of my consciousness.
:clap:
Man...I'm bored... - Dark Jaguar - 15th March 2005
lazyfatbum Wrote:I utilize a capacious vocabulary often circadian with salutary results; maladroitly, I do not annex cognizance to administer this variegated vernacular betwixt spasmodic, shall we say, masticating indulgence to alleviate consistent intemperance which imbibes apicaly in the visceral breadth of my consciousness.
So instead I just use "fuck" alot and talk loud.
So... there's a daily cycle to your language? You ineptly don't attach your vast knowledge to your indulgance to... well you use the word masticate even though that's a word for chewing action, but I guess you mean mouth movement in general... but like you have no self control over reaching the very height of this stream of conciousness style of speech?
Oh you spelled apically wrong...
So basically you don't find it very amusing to use incredibly langual methods of stating stuff, and just go for the blue collar way? But, I love that sort of comedy.
For example, it's one thing to call humans in general a bunch of racists arsewads, I mean it takes less syllables, but it's just so much more satisfying to take the long route and saying something like "Earth has a long history of retardation. One manifestation of which takes the form of making sweeping generalization of people you have never met based purely on things like the level of skin pigmentation."
Man...I'm bored... - lazyfatbum - 15th March 2005
I missed an L, shoot me.
And you dont get the idea of what I said at all. :D
Man...I'm bored... - Great Rumbler - 15th March 2005
To be breviloquen in one's palaver for the general pro forma of being seen as comedic is simply a fallacy, it is banal doctorine that in order to be truly humorous one must use prognostication and cleverly disguised rhetorical asseverations variegated with emotive pasquinade that ostracize quondamly elucidated avowals, therein lies the suant umbra of drollery.
Man...I'm bored... - Dark Jaguar - 15th March 2005
I suppose I didn't. A lot of those words seem... misused...
What 24 hour cycle are you talking about anyway?
And GR, I don't care HOW droll you think it is! Fancy talk to say something really simple is FUNNY!
Man...I'm bored... - lazyfatbum - 15th March 2005
"I utilize a capacious vocabulary often circadian with salutary results."
I use alot of words every day with pretty good results.
"maladroitly, I do not annex cognizance to administer this variegated vernacular betwixt spasmodic, shall we say, masticating indulgence to alleviate consistent intemperance which imbibes apicaly in the visceral breadth of my consciousness."
Unfortunately, I dont have enough attention to keep this colorful use of words between random, shall we say, grindings like a glutton to rid constant stress which is usually what I spend most of my brain power on. (Read: MASTURBATING)
I fling shit at you, DJ. And I fling it alot. How dare you question my neato use of cool wordy shit. SOAK your HEAD.
Man...I'm bored... - Great Rumbler - 15th March 2005
Quote:And GR, I don't care HOW droll you think it is! Fancy talk to say something really simple is FUNNY!
Uhh...I was agreeing with you.
Man...I'm bored... - Dark Jaguar - 15th March 2005
That last part's translation is also pretty hard to noodle out...
Seems to me you were sort of struggling to make it all fit using very loose interpretations of the word's meanings, but yes with your provided rosetta stone, it all makes sense now.
I'll go soak my fat head....
Man...I'm bored... - Dark Jaguar - 15th March 2005
And to GR: The way you said it it sounded like you were saying that when one uses fancy speech to say something simple, it's wrong to assume that equels comedy... But then again, that whole post was irony concentrate...
Man...I'm bored... - Great Rumbler - 15th March 2005
Remember, dictionary.com is your friend. *thumbs up!*
Man...I'm bored... - Dark Jaguar - 15th March 2005
Yes, but the problem is if you only use definitions you just read for words you just found, you can sorta get their usage wrong... Makes it hard to translate this stuff with muddled meanings like that, especially if you actually happen to know a lot of the supposedly "big words"... For example, a circadian rythm is something that describes a process that happens in one day, as opposed to something that happens every day. The sleep wake cycle for example, while it IS done every day, when described as circadian is meant to describe the entire process as done in one day... Well that's what I gathered after hearing it a million times on the science channel.
Man...I'm bored... - Great Rumbler - 15th March 2005
Basically what I said was that it's false to assume that being concise [or blue-collar] means that something is funny, but in fact using clever wording and extrapolation as well as satire that completely contradicts things that you just said are the true soul of humor.
Man...I'm bored... - Dark Jaguar - 15th March 2005
"it is banal doctorine that in order to be truly humorous one must use prognostication and cleverly disguised rhetorical asseverations" seemed to be an insult of that sort of comedy... That last bit seems to describe the very thing I was saying was hilarity... To think that it was actually meant to address the stuff BEFORE that statement...
Man...I'm bored... - lazyfatbum - 15th March 2005
I used the word "circadian" simply meaning:
circadian
adj : of or relating to biological processes occurring at 24-hour intervals; "circadian rhythms".
THE ENTIRE POST IS ABOUT MASTURBATION, JESUS I MASTURBATE EVERYDAY GET IT NOW HEAD SOAK!!!!! SOAK, SOAK SOAK!!!!1 GOD SOAK IT HARD!!!!11
:love:
Man...I'm bored... - Dark Jaguar - 15th March 2005
Well I get it NOW, but it was kinda confusing because masticating is what you said, like, with the mouth, which I guess means... um.... You been taking yoga lessons or what?
Man...I'm bored... - lazyfatbum - 15th March 2005
I had no idea a high brow joke with low brow humor could be so hard to sell.
*sees a starving Russian computer programer using ferrous metals to make keychains*
Okay never mind.
Man...I'm bored... - lazyfatbum - 15th March 2005
mas·ti·cate Audio pronunciation of "masticating" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mst-kt)
v. mas·ti·cat·ed, mas·ti·cat·ing, mas·ti·cates
v. tr.
1. To chew (food).
2. To grind and knead (rubber, for example) into a pulp.
OH MAH GAH SOAKAH JUR HEAD SO MAAACCH!!!!!!!!!!
Man...I'm bored... - Great Rumbler - 15th March 2005
Quote:seemed to be an insult of that sort of comedy... That last bit seems to describe the very thing I was saying was hilarity... To think that it was actually meant to address the stuff BEFORE that statement...
Maybe I shouldn't have used "banal doctorine"...
Man...I'm bored... - OB1 - 15th March 2005
Dark Jaguar Wrote:Well I get it NOW, but it was kinda confusing because masticating is what you said, like, with the mouth, which I guess means... um.... You been taking yoga lessons or what?
DAMN, DJ, you have a dirty side! You've always hidden it! I'm scared now.
*covers the eyes of children*
Man...I'm bored... - A Black Falcon - 15th March 2005
Hide!
Man...I'm bored... - Dark Jaguar - 15th March 2005
No the word banal was right...
...
And OB1, someone hasn't been paying attention.
Man...I'm bored... - Great Rumbler - 15th March 2005
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Will someone please think of the children?!