9th March 2005, 3:51 PM
So what like, Hyrule Castle Town is actually ruled by a 1 inch high one ton goron with the same name as a much larger Darunia in Death Mountain? So like, it's YOUR fault that Ganondorf destroyed everything that is real? That's a relief, I thought a human dropped the ball there...
*Sigh*
It's so hard for these *scoff* HUMANS to understand even the simplest things....
...that was just a game. Yes, I do rule over Hyrule Castle Town (it's the Goron Empire's premier industrial city; turning out masks, Hyrulian shields, and green potions at a rate that'd make your head spin! Ganondorf is a CARTOON CHARACTER, NOT A REAL PERSON---he was just in the game, played by an actor. Chripes, you need to discern REALITY from VIDEOGAMES!*
*(whereas I do not (have to.)
*Sigh*
It's so hard for these *scoff* HUMANS to understand even the simplest things....
...that was just a game. Yes, I do rule over Hyrule Castle Town (it's the Goron Empire's premier industrial city; turning out masks, Hyrulian shields, and green potions at a rate that'd make your head spin! Ganondorf is a CARTOON CHARACTER, NOT A REAL PERSON---he was just in the game, played by an actor. Chripes, you need to discern REALITY from VIDEOGAMES!*
*(whereas I do not (have to.)
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST