9th March 2005, 8:19 AM
Poor, simple humans. Basing their views of Hyrule---nay, their entire EDUCATIONS about Hyrule--on a videogame? Now I know why you humans are forever troubled with economic and social problems. That's a videogame, children---a game made for humans, so of course the king is human in it! Nintendo got my permission before they did that. I was sick that day, so my Royal Physicians limited me to a bit part---the nefarious dancing scene, etc.
I hope that clears it up for you!
I hope that clears it up for you!
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