Is Darunia Really a Goron?

[Darunia]

RE: To Great Rumbler

C/O: Imperial Goron Foreign Affairs Minister

Subject: Mockery

Dear Young Mistress,

Your continued attempts to force your reality to exist have all come to develop as nothing. Furthermore, your referral to his Excellency as "...or madam" have not garnished much favor with him. Furthermore, you pass yourself off as an emperor, and even make up some phony-baloney empire.... but Emperor Darunia, in his Ten Orders, makes it clearly known that "there shalt not be any other emperors before me, for I am the one true Emperor of all the universe." That done, you, Miss GR, are in violation of Imperial Goron Law... something that we all must obey. Accept this as a warning, and may I suggest you do not fully incur the awesome and excellent wrath of His Majesty.

Best wishes,

Love,

---The Imperial Goron Foreign Affairs Minister