Is Darunia Really a Goron?

[Great Rumbler]

To Darunia

C/O: Me

Subject: Metaphysics and the Philosophy of Contradictional Thinking

Dear Sir or Madam,

In regards to your recent letter on metaphysics and how myself and Dark Jaguar must resign ourselves to our fate since we are simply figments of a madman's fevered imagination, I feel that it is my obligation to imform you that your belief of solipsism is severly flawed seeing as how YOU are merely figments of our imagination and only have this belief because we allow YOU to believe it.

Best regards,

Yours Truly.


His Most Excellent Supreme Ruler of the Alpha Centauri Federation of World, Emperor Great Rumbler XXIV