Is Darunia Really a Goron?

[Darunia]

*Great Rumbler slowly wakes up to find himself chained and shackled in a dark, drippy underground dungeon. The door swings open, and a triumphant Darunia, in a flowing crimon cloak and giant, shimmering crown, steps in. Four Goron sentries in full body armor, and with MP-40s, are flanking him.*

DARUNIA: Well, well, well... not so brave now, are we my smug friend?

GR: Oh my God--all this time, you've been real!!

DARUNIA: Yes--and you'll never escape from here alive, for your insolence! Bwahaha!

GR: Oh Lord, forgive me--pardon my insolence! I swear allegiance to you forever more, oh Lord Darunia!

DARUNIA: All right; that's cool. You're free to go....BUT LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU!

GR: Oh, it shall me---I shall ever more sing songs of your most excellent praise and generosity!





'End!