25th February 2005, 4:02 PM
Fuck SF: ASSault. I STILL cant choose what pilot I want to be, you ALWAYS have to be Fox. I like Fox, he's a cool character in a Toby Maguire/Tom Cruise kinda way but fuck, I want to play as Falco because... because he's Falco, and he gets treated like the Luigi of the bunch. Yes, we all love Fox but give Falco a turn. Falco is the BETTER PILOT, hello!? Dammit to hell, I'd punch Namco right in the shit if given half the chance.
The game is awesome though, it has its weaknesses. No Landmaster missions on rails, only in free range. No Submarine and a total lack of multiple branches as in the last two games which added so much replay value since it allowed you to basically mix and match your levels of choice.
Slippy invented the Submarine that was used in one mission in SF64 and is the core engineer of the bunch. And I think it was Peppy that invented the Landmaster and he's cheif of defenses. Falco and Fox both put their heads together to create the Arwing which was based off a Cornerian fighter, and they're both the pack leaders; Falco being Fox's 'Number 1' but what does Krystal do?
"Such strange thought patterns.... *giant breasts*"
"Sauria! oh no! *loin cloth flickers in shock*"
"Fox! Look out! *British accent explodes!*"
Panther: Rowr, Krystal... beautiful flower in all the spaces with stars, I think I going to 'splode with passion on my cocking pit *makes funny mexican sounds*
Krystal: I only want Fox! *wiggles beads and gets shot*
I mean come ON! Where's her staff!? Why is she on the Starfox team!? when did her kitty titties expand!? (is that some kind of reaction to being in space?) how did she learn to pilot an Arwing so quickly!? why doesn't she have any friends to help Starfox team!? WHAT IS THE POINT!??!1?!
Fucking bullshit. That's what it is.
Remember Kat? why cant she be a part of the team? ATLEAST SHE'S A PILOT!
The game is awesome though, it has its weaknesses. No Landmaster missions on rails, only in free range. No Submarine and a total lack of multiple branches as in the last two games which added so much replay value since it allowed you to basically mix and match your levels of choice.
Slippy invented the Submarine that was used in one mission in SF64 and is the core engineer of the bunch. And I think it was Peppy that invented the Landmaster and he's cheif of defenses. Falco and Fox both put their heads together to create the Arwing which was based off a Cornerian fighter, and they're both the pack leaders; Falco being Fox's 'Number 1' but what does Krystal do?
"Such strange thought patterns.... *giant breasts*"
"Sauria! oh no! *loin cloth flickers in shock*"
"Fox! Look out! *British accent explodes!*"
Panther: Rowr, Krystal... beautiful flower in all the spaces with stars, I think I going to 'splode with passion on my cocking pit *makes funny mexican sounds*
Krystal: I only want Fox! *wiggles beads and gets shot*
I mean come ON! Where's her staff!? Why is she on the Starfox team!? when did her kitty titties expand!? (is that some kind of reaction to being in space?) how did she learn to pilot an Arwing so quickly!? why doesn't she have any friends to help Starfox team!? WHAT IS THE POINT!??!1?!
Fucking bullshit. That's what it is.
Remember Kat? why cant she be a part of the team? ATLEAST SHE'S A PILOT!