18th March 2003, 11:52 AM
Henceforth, His Most Excellent Majesty, Emperor Darunia I, passes a mandate forbidding sodomy within his realm. Violators will be sodomized by Nuclear Beaver.
Note: "His realm" refers to all the universe.
Note: "His realm" refers to all the universe.
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST