29th January 2005, 8:57 PM
No, see, he plays baseball AGAINST Jupiter. Jupiter uses it's mighty storms to hurl the ball with amazing speed and Bo Jackson's all "Nuh-uh, Jupiter! I'm gonna kick your...gaseous atmosphere? Something." and then he hits the ball into space where he then has to go and kickbox with Saturn's moons and Titan swings around at him and he kicks it and it flies into Jupiter, which explodes and destroys Saturn and then Bo Jackson is named King of All Universe.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.