There aren't enough Killer7 topics.

[Sacred Jellybean]

Okay, fuckers. Let's cut to the chase. I'll post a bunch of the dumb, predictable shit you guys always do, and once that's out the way, THEN we can discuss Killer7. OKAY?!

He's gonna 'splode, mama!!

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I absolutely cannot wait until this game is released in the states. It's easily my most anticipated GCN game, and yes, that includes Legend of Zelda GC, because that's so far away and I'm so horny now, don't you see the situation that plagues me?!?

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I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG FOR AN ORGASM! I TRIED AND FAILED!

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I'm too lazy to run a search. Wait, no. I'm so lazy that I'm too lazy to be too lazy to run a search.

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The trailer features a black guy!! And a hot white chick in a school girl skirt! Maybe they bone!

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Even if it's off-camera, I'll be a happy man, I mean, I'm not picky about chocolate love.

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I think it may even pass the Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, but I won't judge that far until the game is getting hot and heavy with my purple sex cube while the controller vibrates on my crotch.

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I mean, it's games like Killer7 that make you take a long, hard look at yourself and say, "Why can women have multiple orgasms and not men?! WHY, GOD, WHY?!?"

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Is anyone else waiting for this game on hands and knees? I mean, that's not really necessary, you could just sit in your computer chair while your ass falls asleep while drinking Cherry Coke and eating sloppy joes smothered in tobasco sauce, but that's a little cliched by now, don't you think?

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Make me feel like a sexy woman again.

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*flashes nipples at lazy*

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