27th December 2004, 11:11 PM
Kids: I'd like to learn about the Bible and stuff, but Sunday School is just soooo boring!
Announcer: Hey kids! It's me, GOD! And with these new Bible action figures and playsets, you'll be learning all about the meanings of stuff!
Help Jesus carry his own cross with new Kung-fu action grip!
There may not be any room at the inn, but there's PLENTY of room in Malibu Mary's split level beach house!
*Jesus shows up, and He is frickin' PO'd*
Um... *99999 damage LITERALLY appears on the screen, which is a new law of reality that scientists have to figure out*
Announcer: Hey kids! It's me, GOD! And with these new Bible action figures and playsets, you'll be learning all about the meanings of stuff!
Help Jesus carry his own cross with new Kung-fu action grip!
There may not be any room at the inn, but there's PLENTY of room in Malibu Mary's split level beach house!
*Jesus shows up, and He is frickin' PO'd*
Um... *99999 damage LITERALLY appears on the screen, which is a new law of reality that scientists have to figure out*
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)