27th December 2004, 7:04 PM
lmao I sure as hell hope not.
I remember when Passion of the Christ came out and there were Passion of the Christ ™ nails. They're reproductions of the kind of nails used to hang Jesus from the cross. And people were buying them like mad. Nails... with the words (in the font used for the film) "The Passion of the Christ" written down the side. I was so disgusted I was beside myself. What are you supposed to do with something like that? Reinact the passion at home? Hey mom! hey dad! let's play that game where we pretend to act out humanities greatest fuck up! "Oops, we killed our savior"!
But then I saw Passion of the Christ 'Crusipens' and I had heard that a breakfast cereal was also planned then I knew for a fact that I had already died and I was living in hell.
You've colored HIS eggs!
You've decorated HIS tree!
Now eat HIS body and drink HIS blood every morning!
'The Passion of the Christ Cereal'! - "Jesus, that's good!"
Do onto others as you would do onto your breakfast cereal! Just add whole-ly milk and watch as the frosted Roman flakes attack the blueberry marshmallow Jews and create Christian Milk!
*kids watch in awe as the milk turns red*
Kid #1: WOW it changed color!
Kid #2: It looks like blood!
Kid #3: Jesus died for our breakfast!
Free 'Passion Mask' INSIDE! Says 3 different phrases!
"I'm still Jewish!"
"Ever hear the one about the Catholic and the swollen asshole?"
"Oy!"
LOOK IN THE BREAKFAST AISLE!!!!!!
I remember when Passion of the Christ came out and there were Passion of the Christ ™ nails. They're reproductions of the kind of nails used to hang Jesus from the cross. And people were buying them like mad. Nails... with the words (in the font used for the film) "The Passion of the Christ" written down the side. I was so disgusted I was beside myself. What are you supposed to do with something like that? Reinact the passion at home? Hey mom! hey dad! let's play that game where we pretend to act out humanities greatest fuck up! "Oops, we killed our savior"!
But then I saw Passion of the Christ 'Crusipens' and I had heard that a breakfast cereal was also planned then I knew for a fact that I had already died and I was living in hell.
You've colored HIS eggs!
You've decorated HIS tree!
Now eat HIS body and drink HIS blood every morning!
'The Passion of the Christ Cereal'! - "Jesus, that's good!"
Do onto others as you would do onto your breakfast cereal! Just add whole-ly milk and watch as the frosted Roman flakes attack the blueberry marshmallow Jews and create Christian Milk!
*kids watch in awe as the milk turns red*
Kid #1: WOW it changed color!
Kid #2: It looks like blood!
Kid #3: Jesus died for our breakfast!
Free 'Passion Mask' INSIDE! Says 3 different phrases!
"I'm still Jewish!"
"Ever hear the one about the Catholic and the swollen asshole?"
"Oy!"
LOOK IN THE BREAKFAST AISLE!!!!!!