14th November 2004, 6:23 PM
I'll never understand what's so great about getting drunk. "Woo! Let's get drunk and kill all our brain cells so that we can grow up to get low-paying jobs because we flunked college because we partied instead of doing our homework! And after we get drunk we'll do a whole bunch of things we'll probably regret in the morning when we have a skull-splitting hangover!" I think I'll pass on that.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.