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3rd October 2004, 12:37 PM

Guillaume: --and remember me whenever you blast a dookie, but it's really painful because the circumference of the feces is wider than that of your asshole...

...and I'll always be right here in all of your hearts, Tendites!

*Guillaume's pointing finger glows...he edges towards OB1, and gently taps him over the heart. OB1 begins to tear up. Guillaume shuffles up the metallic ramp, which closes behind him...and then, in a great blinding flash of light, the great extraterrestrial spaceship rises off of the wooded ground, and wooshes away into the heavens--leaving behind a rainbow.*

*All Tendites sob.*

FIVE MONTHS LATER...

OB1: What is it, Doc?
DOC: Well--you have heart cancer.
OB1(forlorn): How much time do I have?
DOC: At most a week.
OB1: How could this have happened?
DOC: Well, have you been in contact with any radiation-emanating aliens?
OB1: Well, one---but...

FIN

H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST

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