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arthur's thread - Undertow - 26th September 2004
Me: Hey, Arthur, wouldn't it be cool if we dedicated a thread to you?
Arthur: Yea, in a bizarro world where you're handsome and your breath doesn't smell like cat food.
Me: Hey, I resent that.
arthur's thread - Geno - 26th September 2004
Arthur: Oh well, at least I'm in your post and not in one of Geno's.
Geno: You are now!
Arthur: Aw, crap...
arthur's thread - Darunia - 26th September 2004
Arthur: Hey guys, tell Darunia who I am and let him into the joke...
arthur's thread - Undertow - 27th September 2004
Arthur: Dammit, Darunia is putting words in my mouth again. What should I do?
Undertow: I don't know. Put words in <i>his</i> mouth?
Arthur: Not a bad idea...no.a.bad.idea... *takes some large wooden blocks and spells words with them* Oh, Darunia...!
Undertow: I never said that...
Arthur: I have a present for youuuu!
arthur's thread - OB1 - 27th September 2004
Me: What have I created??!!
Arthur: ...
Me: ...
Arthur: ...what
arthur's thread - Great Rumbler - 27th September 2004
Arthur: You know, ever so often I just like to go down to the lake and just relax and listen to wildlife.
GR: Yeah, me too.
Arthur: One time I threw up and it was all yellow and nasty.
GR: What do that have to do with your previous statement?
Arthur: Nothing at all, but sometimes my mind rambles and I'll be talking about one thing and then I'll launch my raft out onto the freeway with cars going everywhere and there's the guy with a pair of tube socks in his sock drawer and it's gotta be the Nobel peace prize winner Yassar Arafat running his country from in the deep jungle where alligators roam and to the winner of this prize goes a year supply of Hepititis B!!
GR: You're so weird.
arthur's thread - Darunia - 27th September 2004
Guillaume: Hey guys~ I'm better than Arthur!
Darunia: Whoa--this Guillaume guy rocks! Fuck Arthur; who NEEDS HIM when you've got Guillaume!
Max: And me too, Guillaume and I are collectively quite good!
Darunia: Aw--! These guys are THE COOLEST!
arthur's thread - Undertow - 27th September 2004
Arthur: Oh, look, Darunia's invented a new imaginary friend. How quaint. And here I was wondering what to do with this new, unopened container of Invisible-Friend-Away.
Undertow: Why's that container glowing? Hey, that's just a jar full of radioactive goo with the words "Invisible-Friend-Away" written in marker on the top!
Arthur: And...? How do you know this isn't what anti-invisble friend creme looks like?
Undertow: I don't know. The fact that I have 3 arms and a tail all of a sudden kind of tipped me off...
(arthur needs his own comic)
arthur's thread - Darunia - 27th September 2004
Guillaume: (Rolls his eyes)
Max: Arthur was SOOO yesterday!
Darunia: Man, could these guys be ANY COOLER!?
Guillaume: My wall saw feather cereal membrane!
Darunia: What's the mean, you silly guy!?
Max: Oh--don't mind Guillaume; he's just being spontaneously silly again!!
arthur's thread - Great Rumbler - 27th September 2004
Arthur: Guillaume sucks because he's just a steroetypical characiture of post-modern societies view of the mentally unstable forum-goer with nothing better to do than that to sit in front of a computer and talk about games that you play on a tv and stuff like that isn't funny! It's not funny at all because there are actual people out there making this stuff up and if no one believe it then they don't have a job! And if they don't have a job then they can't feed their starving children who have no shoes and beg on the streets of the city for food and guess what? Videogames aren't just games, they're art! ART! Art which I mold, with my hands of pinkish flesh, into beauty that personifies your hidden passions and desires for fattening sweets but that you can't eat because they make you hideously overweight! That's the kind of art I make! It's the kind of beauty that BLENDS with the sky and becomes ART.
GR: What all that?
Arthur: Totally. Besides I bet that guy Guillaume is French and therefore smells of stinky cheeses.
GR: Just because he's French doesn't mean he's a bad person, Arthur!
Arthur: Look, GR, you're my friend and all but sometimes you're just way too PC.
arthur's thread - Darunia - 28th September 2004
Guillaume: I'm Canadian, I'll have you know! Ey'? What are you talking aboot?
arthur's thread - Geno - 28th September 2004
Tammy: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND BRING ME SOME MORE BEER! Ugh... *throws up* Gosh... I think I'm pregnant...
Geno: Word.
arthur's thread - Great Rumbler - 28th September 2004
Arthur: Totally. Not. My. Fault.
GR: ...
Arthur: I bet it was Guillaume.
Tammy: SOMEONE BETTER COUGH UP SOME FRIGGEN' CHILD-SUPPORT SOON OR I'M TOTALLY GOING TO SUE EVERYONE HERE!!!
arthur's thread - Geno - 28th September 2004
Geno: ...
Arthur: ...
GR: ...
OB1: ...
All: *point to Guillaume*
Guillaume: 'Ey, budday! Woot are you all pointing at me for, eh? I don't know woot you're talking aboot!
arthur's thread - Great Rumbler - 28th September 2004
Guillaume: I wasn't me, I swear! It was Grape Ape!
Grape Ape: Grape ape!
Guillaume: Look at him! He admits it was him that did it!
Grape Ape: Grape ape!
Guillaume: *is squashed by Grape Ape* My hip!
arthur's thread - Darunia - 28th September 2004
Grape Ape: Grape Ape!
Guillaume: OW--what the fuck, you cock-sucking goddamn purple monkey! You broke my fucking hip! Fuck you!
Darunia: Whoa--cool it, Guillaume, it was an accident!
Guillaume: DON'T GIVE ME THAT ACCIDENT SHIT, DARUNIA, HE FUCKING BROKE MY HIP~I CAN'T WALK! (tries to get up; fails)
Max: It was me who impregnated Tammy--but how I can't imagine; 'cuz I did her up the poopshoot.
arthur's thread - OB1 - 30th September 2004
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You guys have ruined Arthur.
arthur's thread - Great Rumbler - 30th September 2004
It was Darunia's fault!
arthur's thread - OB1 - 30th September 2004
Poor arthur.
At least I was able to save semnat.
arthur's thread - Great Rumbler - 30th September 2004
Yeah, Semnat will always be cool. Like Bo Jackson.
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Bo Jackson!! Wooo!!!
arthur's thread - Geno - 30th September 2004
Bojacksome!
Arthur: I'm still cool, right?
Geno: No. Everybody started using you, and you kinda became stale.
Arthur: Hey, you contributed!
Geno: ...so?!
Arthur: So kiss my black ass!
Geno: You're not black.
Arthur: Don't get scientific with me, Pinnochio!
Geno: No, seriously, you're not bla--..........Pinnochio?
Arthur: Yeah... Pinnochio. Because you're... a living doll...
Geno: ...
arthur's thread - Great Rumbler - 30th September 2004
He's got you there, Geno.
arthur's thread - Darunia - 30th September 2004
Hey---don't blame ME for Arthur's demise; you refused to share his secrets---so he had to be done away with.
arthur's thread - Undertow - 30th September 2004
Arthur: What.
arthur's thread - Great Rumbler - 1st October 2004
Arthur: Dude, I'm still here.
GR: Don't worry, Arthur! We'll never forget you!
arthur's thread - Darunia - 1st October 2004
*Arthur's walking down a dark, winding Tendo City alley one night. It's late; and the moon is hidden behind a veil of clouds.*
Arthur: I'm a flaming homo!
Max: You took the words right outta my mouth.
Tammy: Who'll pay my child support!?
Guillaume: I told you that it was just a one-night stand, doll. I'm a solo man, a long jackrabbit---I'm like the wind, baby--fast and fleeting. I can't be cast down to one woman.
arthur's thread - Geno - 1st October 2004
Yup, the imaginary friends all went to hell with that one post.
arthur's thread - Darunia - 2nd October 2004
:evilha:
arthur's thread - Great Rumbler - 2nd October 2004
Arthur: Remember me when you look to the night sky! *rides away on a flaming chariot to Mars with the ghost of Alexander Hamilton to meet with Charlten Heston on Olympus Mons to talk about guns and stuff*
arthur's thread - Darunia - 3rd October 2004
Guillaume: --and remember me whenever you blast a dookie, but it's really painful because the circumference of the feces is wider than that of your asshole...
...and I'll always be right here in all of your hearts, Tendites!
*Guillaume's pointing finger glows...he edges towards OB1, and gently taps him over the heart. OB1 begins to tear up. Guillaume shuffles up the metallic ramp, which closes behind him...and then, in a great blinding flash of light, the great extraterrestrial spaceship rises off of the wooded ground, and wooshes away into the heavens--leaving behind a rainbow.*
*All Tendites sob.*
FIVE MONTHS LATER...
OB1: What is it, Doc?
DOC: Well--you have heart cancer.
OB1(forlorn): How much time do I have?
DOC: At most a week.
OB1: How could this have happened?
DOC: Well, have you been in contact with any radiation-emanating aliens?
OB1: Well, one---but...
FIN
arthur's thread - Geno - 3rd October 2004
And as for Tammy... well, she died of alcohol poisoning.
EL FIN
arthur's thread - Great Rumbler - 3rd October 2004
*shot of the night sky interposed with a still-image of Arthur smiling at the camera making a "thumbs-up"*
arthur's thread - Darunia - 3rd October 2004
*Background music plays as the story of Arthur fades to credits: Don't You Forget About Me by Simple Minds.*
~La Fin Finale.
arthur's thread - Great Rumbler - 4th October 2004
That one episodes of Family Guy where they had that song at the end was hilarious! That's the episode where Peter disguises himself as a teenager and goes back to high school.
arthur's thread - Geno - 4th October 2004
I knew I had seen something like that somewhere, and I was pretty sure it was from Family Guy.
arthur's thread - Darunia - 4th October 2004
...oddly enough, I was thinking of the episode of Futurama, when Fry discovers that his nephew was the first man on Mars; it was called "The Luck of the Fryish".
Oh well---both are applicable, no?
arthur's thread - Geno - 4th October 2004
Every animated sitcom seems to share a thing or two with some other animated sitcom.
arthur's thread - Great Rumbler - 4th October 2004
Usually animated sitcoms are about spoofing this or referencing that, so there's going to be similarities.
arthur's thread - OB1 - 4th October 2004
Arthur: ...what
arthur's thread - Darunia - 4th October 2004
I thought he was dead. He left for heaven, didn't he?
arthur's thread - Geno - 4th October 2004
That's what I thought. How many Arthurs are there?
arthur's thread - Great Rumbler - 4th October 2004
Arthur: Yeah, they said something about being in the wrong place. I decided to come back for a while...maybe go to a church or something.
arthur's thread - Darunia - 5th October 2004
Maybe they meant you're supposed to be in hell. :hmm: I really think thats the case here, Arthur.
arthur's thread - Great Rumbler - 5th October 2004
Arthur: Yeah...again, thinkin' about those churches...
arthur's thread - Arthur - 5th October 2004
Ooh... uhh... erm... ehhhh... I... uh... don't think I like you guys so much any more!! :crap:
arthur's thread - OB1 - 5th October 2004
It was bound to happen! I guess I should have done it first...
*is lazy*
arthur's thread - A Black Falcon - 5th October 2004
Arthur the PBS cartoon is good, actually...
arthur's thread - Great Rumbler - 5th October 2004
I used to watch that show all the time. I don't anymore, though.
arthur's thread - Arthur - 5th October 2004
Thank youuuu!!!! <3 :love: :kiss:
arthur's thread - Great Rumbler - 5th October 2004
Hush, Arthur. The adults are talking now.