1st October 2004, 7:51 PM
RE and RE2 sucked because:
-Nothing like their namesake games.
-Stole the RE title and slapped it on a run-of-the-mill action bang-bang shooter.
-Terrible logic a. (Umbrella nukes a whole city; government doesn't notice.)
b. Zombies rise from the cemetery; barely decomposed.
-Stereotypical: Kill everyone but 1.) The main character 2.) The kid(s)
-Since when is Jill Valentine a ninja-kung fu babe?
-Where's Barry, Chris, Claire, Leon, etc?
-Mind-numbingly predictable.
-Not enough zombies.
-Crappy zombies.
-Mediocre effects.
-Nothing like their namesake games.
-Stole the RE title and slapped it on a run-of-the-mill action bang-bang shooter.
-Terrible logic a. (Umbrella nukes a whole city; government doesn't notice.)
b. Zombies rise from the cemetery; barely decomposed.
-Stereotypical: Kill everyone but 1.) The main character 2.) The kid(s)
-Since when is Jill Valentine a ninja-kung fu babe?
-Where's Barry, Chris, Claire, Leon, etc?
-Mind-numbingly predictable.
-Not enough zombies.
-Crappy zombies.
-Mediocre effects.
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