This Game Ain't a Bum Rap

[lazyfatbum]

I heard the game is endorsed by Robert Guillaume (T.V.'s "BENSON")!





"The Nintendo Gamecube is a prospective venue in to SPLITTIN' N' HITTIN' DAT WHITE PUSSY, G!!! LOOKA MY TIE! LOOK AT IT! BITCHES THINK I'M WHITE! I FUCK YO MAMMA CUZ SHE LOVE THAT CHOCOLATE! THEN I BE HITTEN THAT BITCH! MAKE ME SOME SUPPER BEFORE YO FAT ASS HUSBAND GET HOME, BITCH! YOU LUCKY I LET YOU DRIVE BOTH MY CARS; DATS RIGHT BOTH! EVEN YO PIECE O'SHIT DODGE, THAT SHIT MINE NOW -- WHERE MY SYRUP!?!?! DONT YOU TALK BACK TO ME I SMACK YOU UPSIDE YO HEAD TILL YA'LL SO STUPID YOU BE LOOKIN INNA BOWL A CHEERIOS AND SAY...''O LOOK, DONUT SEEDS!"