29th September 2004, 12:40 AM
(This post was last modified: 29th September 2004, 12:51 AM by lazyfatbum.)
DO not RAG on this game! DO... RAG... OMG!!!!! FUNNY!!!!
This is on the back of the box;
"All the fun of gangsta thug life without those pesky HMO forms! Nintendo proudly presents DEF JAM VENDETTA!!!!1 It's so close to living on your own you'll swear that you might never leave your mom's house! Real hand guns used by today's top stars, some of them still alive today! True -2-Life Crimes ™ so real you might see your older siblings dead on the 400 scale miles of CITY TERRAIN so realistic you can smell the complete lack of morality! And tons of bouncy booty wet n' fresh rump shakin'™ with women who value very little except Bling Bling and J! Can you handle the SHIZNIT? Can you make it through 69 incredible levels of negro-on-negro action with the occasional Confused White Person? They want in your gang so bad they'll throw away their family on a whim! THE FIRST 500 COPIES COMES WITH GOLD, DIAMOND TIPPED FANGS! GET READY LOWER INCOME DEMOGRAPHICS AND MINORITIES* FOR DEF JAM VENDETTA ON NINTENDO GAMECUBE!!!!!!
Let's toss salad!"
*Minorities and lower income families may be too simmilar to distinguish
Japanese investor for Nintendo #5: *seppuku*
This is on the back of the box;
"All the fun of gangsta thug life without those pesky HMO forms! Nintendo proudly presents DEF JAM VENDETTA!!!!1 It's so close to living on your own you'll swear that you might never leave your mom's house! Real hand guns used by today's top stars, some of them still alive today! True -2-Life Crimes ™ so real you might see your older siblings dead on the 400 scale miles of CITY TERRAIN so realistic you can smell the complete lack of morality! And tons of bouncy booty wet n' fresh rump shakin'™ with women who value very little except Bling Bling and J! Can you handle the SHIZNIT? Can you make it through 69 incredible levels of negro-on-negro action with the occasional Confused White Person? They want in your gang so bad they'll throw away their family on a whim! THE FIRST 500 COPIES COMES WITH GOLD, DIAMOND TIPPED FANGS! GET READY LOWER INCOME DEMOGRAPHICS AND MINORITIES* FOR DEF JAM VENDETTA ON NINTENDO GAMECUBE!!!!!!
Let's toss salad!"
*Minorities and lower income families may be too simmilar to distinguish
Japanese investor for Nintendo #5: *seppuku*