28th September 2004, 1:52 PM
God: Alright, well I guess I've made all the animals that we'll need.
Jesus: What are we going to do with all those beaver bodies and duck bills that you had to go out and buy in bulk?
God: Oh yeah, I forgot about all that. Hmm...I have an idea. *puts hand in waffle iron* AAAAGGGHHHH!!! WHY?!
Jesus:
God: Okay, now I've got a different idea.
Jesus: What are we going to do with all those beaver bodies and duck bills that you had to go out and buy in bulk?
God: Oh yeah, I forgot about all that. Hmm...I have an idea. *puts hand in waffle iron* AAAAGGGHHHH!!! WHY?!
Jesus:

God: Okay, now I've got a different idea.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.