25th September 2004, 7:22 PM
Def Jam, huh? A game about rappers that don't rap, but get THIS they FIGHT each other to gain control of the city TO KILL PEOPLE AND PEDDLE DRUGS TO MINORS!!
Jerry McShinyteeth: Over here we have the all new Def Jam title for Nintendo Gamecube! It has knifing innocent victims in the streets, break A~AND entering, armed robbery, and best of all you can trade in your Def Jam dollars you make from selling pot to school children for real hip-hop songs! BY FRIGGEN' REAL RAPPERS, YO!!!
Timmy Sheeple: Hip-hop! Real rappers! *buys*
Jerry McShinyteeth: You won't regret buying it! And by "won't regret buying it" I mean "get shot as you stroll throught the hood and night because you think you're so cool because you played a game about thugs and wanted to be a real ganster"!
Timmy Sheeple: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! That's so awesome! *runs home to play Def Jam*
It's something like that, I bet.
Jerry McShinyteeth: Over here we have the all new Def Jam title for Nintendo Gamecube! It has knifing innocent victims in the streets, break A~AND entering, armed robbery, and best of all you can trade in your Def Jam dollars you make from selling pot to school children for real hip-hop songs! BY FRIGGEN' REAL RAPPERS, YO!!!
Timmy Sheeple: Hip-hop! Real rappers! *buys*
Jerry McShinyteeth: You won't regret buying it! And by "won't regret buying it" I mean "get shot as you stroll throught the hood and night because you think you're so cool because you played a game about thugs and wanted to be a real ganster"!
Timmy Sheeple: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! That's so awesome! *runs home to play Def Jam*
It's something like that, I bet.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.