15th September 2004, 3:16 PM
Carl *sitting down behind the couch with all the lights off*: Oh please, why... just... just stop it, just gotta end it all...
Frylock: *knocks on door* Carl?
Carl: Ugh... just frickin... *knock knock knock* WHAT?! *gets up to answer the door* What do you want?!
Frylock: I was just wanting to ask you...
Carl: Can't I just live here in peace and quiet without having to occasionally deal, with you ANIMALS?!
Frylock: Well, yeah, it is your house and... here look what I just added to it!
Carl: What is this?
Frylock: This is the latest in sanitary disposel! Do you know how much water is wasted each time you flush?
Carl: I give... what?
Frylock: 3 - gallons!
Carl: Oh no... the poor children...
Frylock: So go ahead try it out.
Carl: Oh yeah, right here in the front lawn. Why don't we just, you know, send out a news letter so everyone knows that I'm going to be out here with my pants down about 4 or 5 times a day, depending on how much I've been drinking...
Frylock: Oh, no no, you see this button here activates a cloaking device!
Carl: So I can be invisible, like in Predator, only instead of hunting people, I'll be, you know, taking a dump...
Frylock: Sure, or Farscape, you pick your science fiction fantasy! You'll be living it each time you go to the bathroom!
Carl: Oh... okay...
Frylock: So, try it out.
Carl: ......................... I don't gotta go now....
Frylock: Oh, okay, no problem. Here, I prepaired a gift basket for your new journey. It's got some hemmoroid creams, some suppositories. Have you tried dipping the prunes in the stool softener? It... it's delicious.
Carl: LEAVE!
Frylock: *knocks on door* Carl?
Carl: Ugh... just frickin... *knock knock knock* WHAT?! *gets up to answer the door* What do you want?!
Frylock: I was just wanting to ask you...
Carl: Can't I just live here in peace and quiet without having to occasionally deal, with you ANIMALS?!
Frylock: Well, yeah, it is your house and... here look what I just added to it!
Carl: What is this?
Frylock: This is the latest in sanitary disposel! Do you know how much water is wasted each time you flush?
Carl: I give... what?
Frylock: 3 - gallons!
Carl: Oh no... the poor children...
Frylock: So go ahead try it out.
Carl: Oh yeah, right here in the front lawn. Why don't we just, you know, send out a news letter so everyone knows that I'm going to be out here with my pants down about 4 or 5 times a day, depending on how much I've been drinking...
Frylock: Oh, no no, you see this button here activates a cloaking device!
Carl: So I can be invisible, like in Predator, only instead of hunting people, I'll be, you know, taking a dump...
Frylock: Sure, or Farscape, you pick your science fiction fantasy! You'll be living it each time you go to the bathroom!
Carl: Oh... okay...
Frylock: So, try it out.
Carl: ......................... I don't gotta go now....
Frylock: Oh, okay, no problem. Here, I prepaired a gift basket for your new journey. It's got some hemmoroid creams, some suppositories. Have you tried dipping the prunes in the stool softener? It... it's delicious.
Carl: LEAVE!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)