11th September 2004, 8:25 PM
*runs in holding child porn magazines and a large cage, opens it and a medium build albino tiger pounces out on to Darunia. lazy finds it funny and Darunia dies which is also funny/sad because Siegfried and Roy are German and the albino tiger is Jewish. Not hardcore Jewish but is pretty devout and visits pet temple often but not like: 'dude i'm SO Jewish right now! let's go cut off a kittens penis and not cook meat in the same pan as fish etc!' he's more laid back and relaxed about the whole "chosen people/pets/wild animals" and "burden" thing which really pisses off the other Jewish pets... and some members of the NAACP but i'm getting off subject. bottom line -- Darunia is dead and he was murdered in cold Jewish-hating blood by a German/Goron hating albino tiger (even though he's not Kosher... I think... is (was) Darunia kosher?) that I released. Yes; ME. Gufaw and what not. Rubber pants, hymens and fruitty cups. Rest now coffee Pikmin 2 all for me yes and mine happy good*
*kicks Darunia's mom*
*kicks Darunia's mom*