7th September 2004, 10:38 PM
*Rtan leads beano to the cross*
bean: Uh... I don't know how I'm supposed to stand up against this thing when you tie me to it... could you... uh... show me?
Rtan: My fucking God*! This isn't that complicated! You just stand on top the pile of hay put your back up against the cross like this... you watching? I'm not gonna do this again... then hold your arms horizontally like this... then I'm gonna tie your wrists and ankles to it... (*!!!! MAY NOT EXIST !!!!)
bean: ...like this? *ties his wrists and ankles to the cross*
Rtan: Yes, of course! Then, I'm gonna burn you... uh...
bean: ...like this? *throws match into the haystack*
Rtan: Ah... shit. *burns*
bean: Uh... I don't know how I'm supposed to stand up against this thing when you tie me to it... could you... uh... show me?
Rtan: My fucking God*! This isn't that complicated! You just stand on top the pile of hay put your back up against the cross like this... you watching? I'm not gonna do this again... then hold your arms horizontally like this... then I'm gonna tie your wrists and ankles to it... (*!!!! MAY NOT EXIST !!!!)
bean: ...like this? *ties his wrists and ankles to the cross*
Rtan: Yes, of course! Then, I'm gonna burn you... uh...
bean: ...like this? *throws match into the haystack*
Rtan: Ah... shit. *burns*