5th September 2004, 5:46 PM
*The Goron Coalition mobilizes fully, and begins a march on Tendo City. The 2nd day, it completely encircles the city--cutting off all entry and exit. The Atomic Chimps begin a poorly coordinated sortie at noon; 15,000 strong--they charge into a well-defended palisade of 160,000 Goron-Danish troops, Master Shake and Peter Griffin. In the resulting massacre, only three atomic chimps surive--the remainders abandon the Tendo City cause, and Darunia allows them to leave in peace*
*Holland alligns with the Gorons*
*Yankees Suck*
*Holland alligns with the Gorons*
*Yankees Suck*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST