3rd September 2004, 12:55 AM
And now it's time to listen in on yet another "Darunia calls his representatives moment".
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Darunia: I want to know your position on important issues! I want to know whether or not those A-holes down the street are going to be EXECUTED for not bending their knees and repenting for their beliefs! I want to know if they are gonna be flatulated in the public square because they won't stop telling me to mow my frickin' lawn! I don't CARE if it's attacking their children! It's good for them! Teaches them not to trust shrubbery! And another thing, why can't I go to Denny's any more? They got this picture up of me and something about gardening tools and a restraining order, and they never let me de-convert anyone any more! They are restricting my freedom to practice my lack of religion as I see fit! And when are ya guys going to get rid of gravity? It's annoying me to no end and it's stepping over government control! And I gotta ask about the lack of Goron-related...
Representative: ....that's it I'm starting a war with Canada or something...
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Precious, isn't it? Tune in next time when Darunia calls up his plumber!
Darunia: I WILL BRING A WORLD OF HURT TO YOU!
Narrator: Nerherher, that's funny stuff! Tune on in!
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Darunia: I want to know your position on important issues! I want to know whether or not those A-holes down the street are going to be EXECUTED for not bending their knees and repenting for their beliefs! I want to know if they are gonna be flatulated in the public square because they won't stop telling me to mow my frickin' lawn! I don't CARE if it's attacking their children! It's good for them! Teaches them not to trust shrubbery! And another thing, why can't I go to Denny's any more? They got this picture up of me and something about gardening tools and a restraining order, and they never let me de-convert anyone any more! They are restricting my freedom to practice my lack of religion as I see fit! And when are ya guys going to get rid of gravity? It's annoying me to no end and it's stepping over government control! And I gotta ask about the lack of Goron-related...
Representative: ....that's it I'm starting a war with Canada or something...
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Precious, isn't it? Tune in next time when Darunia calls up his plumber!
Darunia: I WILL BRING A WORLD OF HURT TO YOU!
Narrator: Nerherher, that's funny stuff! Tune on in!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)