America to stay "One nation under God"

[alien space marine]

You act as though we live in the same country.

Its an expression! Sheesh! My Country is more free then yours!

Why even *Sign*? Are you plotting to takeover the world or somthing? Why the sudden interest in gathering followers?

*Hears the Goron infantry arrive*! To our astonishment god pretrifies most of the infantry into stone ,The survivors huddle together and sodomy ensues.

Mean while Goronia Is in mass panic and it stirs up a total economic collaspe! Which in turns leads to more sodomy!

God in a fit of rage decrees that Sodom and Goronia must be purged from the world.But out of Mercy he will spare the city rather then allow a single righteous soul be harmed in the process,Which in turn is a small poodle which then is savagely raped by sex crazed gorons and dies from internal injuries.
God hearts sinks at the loss of the innocent creature's life , Angry but still merciful calls on the Goron king to end the perversion and ungodlyness within the two cities so they may be spared his wraith, Darunia's immediate reaction is to cut off his pants and bend over and stretch his anus at the face of god!

God sends a fire ball from the sky and aims into the open crevasse of Darunia bum hole, Darunia's ass instantly exploids! Followed by his genitals errupting into flames.

Darunia transfers his mind and concious into a new healthy bionic body before his original vessel gives out from its wounds.Robo Darunia is born but without a penis. meanwhile God begins preparation to destroy Sodom and Goronia gathers his legions of angels preped for battle.

To be Continued!

Yes I now ended the retardation by starting somthing more retarded.