27th August 2004, 7:27 PM
All right---I'll make a deal with you:
Tonight I will pray (honestly) to Jesus; if the Red Sox win the world series, I'll say to him, I will:
1.) Never speak out against religion in TC again.
2.) Formally admit the possibility of his existence in a binding edict.
3.) Formally apologize to all Christians around the world here at TC in an edict.
...but...
If we don't win,
all I ask of you (the Christian community here) is that you be more flexible and understanding with me and my anti-religious frustration. That's all. More understanding.
Deal?
Tonight I will pray (honestly) to Jesus; if the Red Sox win the world series, I'll say to him, I will:
1.) Never speak out against religion in TC again.
2.) Formally admit the possibility of his existence in a binding edict.
3.) Formally apologize to all Christians around the world here at TC in an edict.
...but...
If we don't win,
all I ask of you (the Christian community here) is that you be more flexible and understanding with me and my anti-religious frustration. That's all. More understanding.
Deal?
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