19th July 2004, 5:48 PM
For the record I did NOT upload spyware onto the TC server that has by now infiltrated all of your computers and stolen your credit card numbers [as well as addresses, phone numbers, other personal info, and your internet's history] which will allow me to charge you for viewing my comics. Since I haven't done that it's perfectly safe to view the comic without having to worry about being charged for it.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.