27th February 2003, 4:58 AM
You guys will be pleasantly surprised with Kirby's Air Ride. When it was coming out for N64 people that played it called it addictive and like nothing you've played before. Just imagine Super Mario Bros and put Mario on a skateboard that can reach light speeds. Now make all the levels ginornous with huge mountains and valleys and polish it off with a sense of speed and locomotion that even F-Zero would blush at. The game screams innovation but it's also Kirby... which means some people will avoid it simply because of him and his art style.
Little do they know of Kirby's anger-management classes and his horrible addiction to S&M porn and laced crack cocain which he buys directly from Cuban sources named Poki-Poki and Doo-Doo.
Little do they know of Kirby's anger-management classes and his horrible addiction to S&M porn and laced crack cocain which he buys directly from Cuban sources named Poki-Poki and Doo-Doo.