E3: PSP

[lazyfatbum]

haha, PSP inhales wet dong penis.

All of Nintendo's hand held's and portable systems sitting at a large dining table:

DS: *puts napkin in lap and cleans off fork and knife* I bet it'll taste like chicken!

GBC: I'm thinking more along the lines of ass.

GB Pocket: The Neo Geo was pretty good... Wonderswan gave me gas. I either love it or hate it... I really do see everything in black or white.

GBA SP: I hate puns. Remember the Lynx? and the Nomad? Good eatin there boy! woo, had to loosen my belt. I wonder if Tiger Electronics will try again... It's a good thing we're getting something to go up against because the market needs... DS... it's already missing it's head...?

Pikachu VMU: I outsold entire consoles... I mean, pika.

Original Gameboy: Why is everything so green? I hate green!

Virtual Boy: Was that a shot at me? That felt like a shot at me.

GBA SP: You ate the head already! Dammit, let papa Special get some!

DS: *mouth full of PSP* Get your own box.

PSP: (Dawg) No WAIT!!!! (true that) I have an analogue nipple! (off the hook) I HAVE AN ANALOGUE NIPPLE!!!!! (bling bling) *is eaten*