7th May 2004, 7:41 PM
(This post was last modified: 7th May 2004, 7:55 PM by EdenMaster.)
Darunia Wrote:Sound familiar to anyone?
Nope. Nothing like that happening here. Nobodys broken into anybodys house.
Lazys poking fun at you and you're being childish about it, but no, nothing like your example is happening here. Sorry. Here is a more accurate 911 call (also true):
OFFICER: 911, What is your emergency?
CALLER: A guy just called me a name! I demand you have him arrested and thrown in jail!
OFFICER: ...I beg your pardon?
CALLER: What are you, deaf?! I was called a name! A <i>name</i>! Do you possibly comprehend the level of humiliation and anguish I've suffered??
OFFICER: Okay, calm down, sir. What did the man say?
CALLER: He said I was raised by Nazis!
OFFICER: Were you raised by Nazis, sir?
CALLER: NO!!!
OFFICER: I see. What happened then?
CALLER: He laughed and walked away.
OFFICER: I see. He was joking, sir. He didn't...
CALLER: Oh yeah, by the way, people nearby laughed too! I don't know why they weren't as appaled as I was, he did the same thing to them too!
OFFICER: Please sir, calm down and listen. What happened was that the man was making what is called a "joke".
CALLER: A what?
OFFICER: Something funny that people with a sense of humor enjoy.
CALLER: Sense of <i>what??</I>
OFFICER: The ability to laugh at oneself, sir!
CALLER: Oh, I get it! You're siding with him! You're just as bad as him! I'm hanging up and coming down to the station to destroy the tape of this conversation because since you aren't agreeing with me, you must also be picking on me! Fuck you!
OFFICER: Whatever you s*click*.
True story. Learn from it.
The Earthworker Race has ended. Everybody wins.