Q: Why did the Titanic sink?
A: It had a cargo of mayonnaise! And it... weighed the ship down... and kept it from... steering past the iceberg... and stuff.
And also, Mexico's main holiday is their Independence Day on el Dieciséis de Septiembre. (September 16th.) Cinco de Mayo is, for some reason, the one immigrants to America celebrate. (It's also celebrated in Puebla, Mexico.)
A: It had a cargo of mayonnaise! And it... weighed the ship down... and kept it from... steering past the iceberg... and stuff.
And also, Mexico's main holiday is their Independence Day on el Dieciséis de Septiembre. (September 16th.) Cinco de Mayo is, for some reason, the one immigrants to America celebrate. (It's also celebrated in Puebla, Mexico.)